This is disappointing. But we’re not devastated by this… Jessica Alba has the gift that keeps on giving. That’s right, herpes. Supposedly Jessica got the bumps from her ex-boyfriend Derek Jeter. According to one of Jessica’s former assistants she had to regularly refill her prescription for Valtrex, which is a prescribed pill for this incurable disease. If that’s not enough proof we don’t know what is. This changes some things for us… Jessica is so charismatic and drawing, but her condition leaves us a little discouraged. She’s still beautiful virus or not.